Things I've been doing instead of blogging

1) Resurrecting my dream of being an Olympic gymnast.

(Seriously, Oksana Chusovitina is my age. Okay, she's one year younger, but she won a silver medal! At 33 years old! And for the record, I will not be 34 for another few weeks.)

2) Completing the process of unpacking.

(All right. Continuing the process of unpacking. But now it's really just hanging the art. Really. And hiding the one box of CDs that is inexplicably next to the kitchen table.)

3) Chasing neighbours out of my backyard.

(That one comes with its own post.)

4) Wrangling a toddler.

Does that justify my neglect? Only if I start making it up, now, right? Okay, I'm on that.